Saturday, May 31, 2008

因顺畅而快乐

因排便顺畅而快乐,也算是一种简单的快乐吧? ^_^


周六加完班,剪了个头发,把洗好的衣服放入衣橱里.

今晚的节目,吃个晚餐看场半夜场,很平凡,很简单.

至于明天,完全属于自己的一天,应该不会出门了,瓜.

要把房间的地板好好抹干净,飞尘毛发和狗毛太多了.

要把厕所给洗得闪闪发亮,隔壁房的两只小猪好吃懒做.

陈弈迅和曹格的演唱会,都不去了。没钱,没伴,没要紧。

哈~我这个人,是不是有点怪懒咧??谢谢,谢谢你也赞成!

请问

为什么公司里的某种族员工们都酱懒散??
为什么公司里的某种族员工们都酱鬼鸡婆??
为什么公司里的某种族员工们都酱爱聊是非??
为什么公司里的某种族员工们都酱喜欢煲电话??
为什么公司里的某种族员工们都酱超级厉害蛇王??

奶奶的,真是受不了柜台那位黑的。
结了个婚就眼睛长高颗头大过天了是吗??
每天做太多爱把时间观念都搞乱了是吗??
在公司待久了就不必分上司下属了是吗??
整天公器私用你以为大家都是瞎子是吗??

工作十天有九天半迟到,被HR警告就装可怜装生病。
还竟敢叫我们帮她跟HR说好话,她奶奶想得美啊!
可怜她不懂,我不久前就飞了封电邮给直属上司。
说我狠,我没有很狠啊,只是看不过眼,顶她不顺!

非常期待下一封飞往上司的电邮,coming soon!

ps/拜托,别说我很会骂,特别是在海边说故事那位!xD

Friday, May 30, 2008

陈坚先生



谢谢你让我觉悟了,
在任何时候任何地方任何问题前都应该坚强,勇于面对。

就算生命已到达了终点,
我们都不该放弃自己,和那些不曾放弃过我们的人。

我会更加珍惜生命的可贵,
以及身边所有所有爱护我,关心我的人。



陈坚先生,一路好走!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

**NOTICE**

Kepada Yang Berhormat Orang-orang sekalian,

I am shifting my MSN to a new account - shinji84@live.com

If I am currently in your list of dudes, please do add up the new me.

If I was never in your list before, you may choose to or not to add up.


Telima Kasut manyak manyak!

xoxo

Sunday, May 25, 2008

PD初体验


coming soon.....


(有空的话)

Thursday, May 22, 2008

五月二十二日 晚



洗澡后泡了一杯热腾腾,加了话梅的感冒茶。
希望伤风发烧感冒病菌,给我好心放我一马。
两个星期连续出差时间,感冒菌就陆陆续续的跟了我北上南下。
该怪怪自己的嘴巴不乖,加上零品质的酒店客房睡眠。
气候环境也没有说很好,热的要命突然就撇下几滴雨。
独自开车来回柔佛途中,还真怕自己会不小心睡着然后...然后。

感冒茶啊感冒茶,虽然你不是什么顶级的英国红茶或日本绿茶;
好得你也是一杯让那些被感冒菌缠身的人脱离苦海的好人茶啊!


Will you be my cup of 感冒茶??
Although it does sound funny.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Greeting from JB!!!!

It's Johor Bahru, not Jx Bxx okay??
Ok ok i too sensitive already, my salah.

The 4-5 hour drive was totally SIEN!! I have never been that SIEN of driving before, even the REHAT places were fully packed with people, Malaysians and Singaporeans. It was my 1st time seeing soooooooo many SG cars on Malaysian roads, and they like to speed!! Of course, the passengers inside SG cars are sometimes, quite, eye-catching! hehe~

I wonder why Singaporeans still prefer Malaysia to be their holiday destinations, since they got almost everything in their pretty little island. But who cares la, they are generating $$$, that's good enough for our good old Malasie. Hehehe...

Btw, the photo above, that is where I stayed last nite and going to stay tonite as well. It is not one of the choices we executives from KL would prefer, according to Steph, one of my agents here in JB. So, I shall go for the 5-star Puteri Pan Pacific next time, and claim my company!!!!! Dont care!

I cleverly arrived at the hotel on my own will last nite around 7. Checked in, said Hi and Sorry for disturbing to my..... possibly any invisible roommates, rested a while, and decided to go down cari makan. Tapi, 2 steps out of the hotel, look left look right, I see NONE eateries. Chammmm lorrr i said to myself. In the end i went to ask the receptionist the wherabouts. OIC, the hawker centers, restaurants, 7-11 is opposite the road. And so i tapau-ed back and munch it in my room.

Well, that is all about last nite. Something SPECIAL happened this morning, after my visit of one of the 3 destinations of the day. I got this....

MCHCCBKKJKNNCBKNSPKMCLKCJB!@#$%^&*()!!!!!!! I GOT SAMAN-ED, IN JB SOMEMORE!!!! STupid Stupid stupiD!!! MBJB, dude, you should really do something to improve on this. How do you expect people from outside JB to know WHERE and HOW to buy parking coupons???? Which I realiesd later that i need to get them from sundry shops, supermarkets, kopitiams etc etc surrounding. STUPID RIGHT??? Argggg... Boss, can I claim from company?? Boss did not reply my sms. >.<"

And so, I have visited 3 agents today, which 2 of them were not really THAT friendly. The last one was Steph, from Inti Education Couselling, she was nice, just like a mum! I chit chatted with her at her office here in JB City Square, and she brought me to lunch, so nice of her!! Will be travelling with her to 6 secondary schools tomorrow morning, before I head to Kluang and stay a nite there.

As for dinner, I have NO idea what or where to munch. It is either sitting here till late and online, or go back and sleep since I have been yawning for uncountable times. Well hopefully I can find my way back without having to tour the city again.

Signing off from Starbucks @ JB City Square.
People, do miss me!! xD

Saturday, May 17, 2008

北上未完南下又起

出差回来了,也去上了一整天无聊的Sales Samurai课程。
整个人感觉就是,很充实饱满,也很累,累到好想冬眠个两天。
可惜的是啊,眼前的六七月将会忙得无法抽身,想下去星洲见哥也难。
不懂是阿头一时冲昏了头,接了太多太多的活动回来,还是自己的原因。
跑marketing的就应该如此奔波的吧?就给自己时间来适应新的工作性质。

北上出差完还没机会好好地静下来沉淀自己,又得准备下一周的南下了。
这次就恐怖了,自己单独出差到一个95%不熟悉的地方-----柔佛!
从南北大道南下抵达柔佛,新山居銮麻坡和古来该怎么去?又该住哪里?
新山宽柔古来分校麻坡中化居銮中华和新山agentsss,母之我快昏倒了。

一个人收拾文件,一个人开车,一个人看路,一个人吃饭,一个人住酒店。

刚才特地回到公司,古哥地图里埋头苦干了很多下。
也叩了在KL工作的柔佛卡问路问住宿。
还积极寻找南下的同伴并offer吃住全包!你要吗??
这样怕死怕迷路怕孤单的人,你还是第一次见吧??

What The Fish lah, I feel so insecure you know???

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

算命师傅说


我的感情路离谱坎坷,被遗弃或单恋居多,而且会非常迟婚(晕倒)。
寻找的对象最好是属龙,牛或猴子,更要注意防范克老鼠的马。

难怪会出现零分到很荒唐的LOVE。

现在的位置是在槟城大山脚的高峰酒店大厅,又闲又冷!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

五月十一日 傍晚


Thought of crapping this in Chinese, but time is soooo limited, and it is easier to type in English than Pin Yin. I have just finished packing my bag, will need to take a shower after this, change and head to my colleague's wedding dinner.

What is the packing for you may ask, well, hehe, I'm heading North with my manager for a few days of outstation job, right after the wedding dinner. Therefore we would probably reach Ipoh around..... 1am?? Crazy right?

We will be in Ipoh, Penang island, Alor Setar maybe, Taiping, and lastly Ipoh again. Beside working, there'll be a lot of makaning and visiting I hope, yeeeee cant wait to Curry Mee, and Asam Laksa!!

Maike, need me to bring you anything from Home??
Ziyuan, free at nites? But i dunno where you stay wor...
Hmmm... who else?? Gimme a buzz if you see this. LoL~

Will be bringing this lappy with me to detect any possible free Wifi, as you know, we can hardly live without the internet, emails, msn, BLOGS!!!! And yikes it 6pm already, better chop chop and ciao.

See you in Ipoh, Penang & Taiping!!

Not forgetting, Mum, Happy Mothers' Day to You! with love~

My Life Quiz

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:
5.6
Mind:
5.6
Body:
6.7
Spirit:
6.7
Friends/Family:
4.1
Love:
0
Finance:
7.1
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

够力啰现在,你叫我应该给自己什么反应??哭笑不得。
两年前我的L.O.V.E.还有0.8,两年后竟然吃零蛋!??
夭寿啰where is the love? the love? my love???

I am not desperate, I'm just in need.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

北京欢迎你



嗯,有点像以前那首《手牵手》,感动到热泪盈眶的感觉,值得看看!

先把旁边的player关掉吧! :)

Thursday, May 8, 2008

五月八日 晚


把学生的文件搞丢了,这种不允许发生的事竟然大意发生。
把上司的眼镜滑落鼻梁了,说了一些很幼稚很没大志的话。
把同事对自己的印象搞扎了,开会时竟然沉沦在睡意当中。
把有的没的都看得太夸张重要,黑的白的都盘旋在脑海里。

晚餐饭局后回家的路程并不长,我却故意把车子开得很慢,很慢。
不断在回想起今天的自己,为何一直徘徊在状况外那么不自己。
1/4emo的音乐,1/4emo的夜色,和半emo的自己,凑成了一个emo。
整天凶人家,叫人家别那么emo,其实最emo的还是自己。
为了避免自打嘴巴,从今天起我选择收声,为自己留一条后路。

Emo emo emo,不如把自己的名字改掉,叫Elmo算了吧!

大家好,我叫Elmo~!


ps/爸,生日快乐!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

bloGather



Had a great time hanging out with my blogger dudes! xoxo~

Please do visit here, here, here and here as well!!

Monday, May 5, 2008

五月五日 早

各位早,有没有发觉,今天一早的天气就闷热到像ha....烤炉一样?
然后天空也是一片一点也不浪漫的迷蒙灰色,很母之有吗?
还好我不必搭公车,家里距离公司也没有很远,几分钟车程就到了。

在等公车的你,是不是很受不了咧???
不是要亏你,只是想对你说声,辛苦了!

xoxo

Sunday, May 4, 2008

我的天你一定要听听!!

而且一定一定要带上耳机哦!!!!一定要!!!!


我们的头脑很厉害不是吗???
我连续听了3次,太好玩了!!

Friday, May 2, 2008

感谢神,今天是星期五



直接翻译过来英语便是Thank God It's Friday,简称TGIF。
前晚神经有点错乱,请了老板娘和小姐去吃连自己也没吃过的TGIF。
以前一直都不太敢去的原因,除了价钱有点昂贵还是价钱有点昂贵。
你懂啦,我这种出生在小康之家的乖小孩,最不擅长的就是乱花钱。

Appertizer

This is my Mac & Cheese babey~! 香脆的外皮+creamy的内陷。

Main Course

我的 Smothered Steak with Cheddar Smashed Potato + Longbeans。


小姐的 Sirloin Steak (Wild Mushroom Sauce) with Cheddar Smashed。


老板娘的 Diablo Pasta with Wine

Dessert

Last but not least, Cookie & Ice-cream oh yeah~!

TGIF初体验,很好,没失望。除了叫bill的时候慢了一下之外。
但是付了这餐的账单过后我就得啃面包过日子了,有很可怜没?

TGIF,三五好友团聚庆生或享受下班后快乐时光的好去处!!

ps/照片没好好拍,因为食物来了场面就有点失控。

Thursday, May 1, 2008

小时侯把 English

读为‘应给利息’同学当了行长;
读为‘阴沟里洗 ’ 成了小菜贩子;
读为‘因果联系’成了哲学家;
读为‘硬改历史’成了政治家;
读为‘英国里去’成了海外华侨;
而 不小心读成了 ‘应该累死
结果成了公司职员

工作辛苦了,
祝同志们五一’劳动节快乐!

ps/好好利用今天的假期去上个PT剪个头发。

四月之Bye


零八的第四个月就那么静悄悄地离开。
静得,连自己都觉得有少许恐慌。怎么那么快?

区区的四个月,不及让我心想的都事成。
但我却获取了很多,的很多,的很多。

我学到了很多不曾教导的
我见识了很多不可思议的
我接受了很多不敢面对的
我看见了很多不该露面的
我听见了很多不为人知的
我想起了很多不堪回首的
我说出了很多不该出口的

我更保留了很多无法乱吐的七上八下。


欸,干嘛那么情绪化,我又不是女的,没机拜。
他妈的他爸的他老师儿子老板二奶的!!!
Repeat又repeat到什么时候?说啊~!
压抑,压抑,继续压抑,压抑。

要吐了。