四月二十九。晚

台湾来的凤黄酥，4个字 - 非。常。好。吃！！

昨天工作很闷，说了一些无聊的话好像把他吓坏了，有吗？
今天工作粉忙，但是脑袋却是空空的行尸走肉穿梭各部门。
明天工作会忙，还好可以出外走走不必整天猫在公司里闷。
后天劳工假期，放假真好放假真好放假真好放假真好的咧！

说不出的千言万语，哎~就不说了。晚！

Call me Mr. Invigilator

Last week, I was given(half willingly half assigned) a task by the Head of Communication to help out in a Chinese language test, organized by some Taiwanese organization. My duty was to invigilate the exam, to make sure everything goes right according to the rules and regulations, which includes catching those who tries to cheat!!! Hehehe.... so fun you know??

And so the exam was on last Saturday. I arrived at the college before 9am, munched my homemade tuna sandwich, had a briefing with some Taiwanese, set up the exam venue and blablabla, the exam started at 10am. According to the R&R stated in the invigilators' booklet, I was not suppose to turn on my cellphone, read newspapers/magazines, online, or to chitchat with others. Photo snapping was of course not allowed too, but what the hell, I did it without a trace. (i MSNed too with the lecture hall's pc)


I caught someone cheating with an excitement, and informed the Ms.Liew, the person in charge from Taiwan. At first I taught she would walk to that person and invite her out from the hall, and I will curi-curi laugh at her from behind. Then again, she did not do so, but only requested me to stand nearby her and warn her with my pretty eyes.


Snapped a photo of her (in yellow) curi-curi-ly. She was terang-terang-ly trying to peek at her lefties' answer sheet. Cheat also dunno how to cheat, pathetic.

The paper ended at 1pm in my venue, and I had to run to another venue to give them a hand. Since it was a Chinese language test, I had speak very proper Mandarin, especially to the Taiwanese. Stressnya.... and very fake also the way I talked.

Anyway, I have been invigilated dunno how many times already from since school until college years. It was a pretty fun experience being an invigilator, not really tough work but involves a lot of proper procedures and preparations.

It feels great to be exposed to common yet new/fun stuffs!

ps/ Dear all, I have been a good boy today, for being honest to the people I care. Hooo~ what a relief.

U-turn and fly with a bug

I was on my way to KLIA-LCCT this evening, to pick up my mum who will be here for short visit. And, well, I was pretty late due to some reasonnnnnn, so speeding like there's no hidden cameras installed along the highway. Btw, congratulations to mr.Hwang for being rewarded with 5 samans, padan muka! ngek ngek...

For those who 'loves' to take AA would clearly understand how kuku-ly far LCCT is from the main highway and main terminal as well, 20km of Jalan Perkeliling ok???? Siao...

Okok back to the main story. The success of AA in becoming Asia's most bestest superb-est largest budget airline has, certainly, caused others to jelezzz and drink vinegar instead of water. In order to fight back a small piece of the budget airline cake, what do they do?? Set up a new budget but self-called 'community' airline lor.

Well, setting up new players in the market will only benefits the fellow flyers or those who never flown before. With competition among the players lagi bagus, even more cheaper air tickets for us! Happy or not?? Happy lar.

I personally am a person who dislike using dirty tactics, especially in doing businesses. What I saw today along Jalan Perkeliling toward LCCT was this.

Hmmmm.... how ah? Consider dirty or not although no harm done?? Still i dont like it. Moreover they get to use Subang Airport T3, which is like soooooo nearby only. Not fair right?? Tony F., i will support U max! hehe.

End of story --

Mum's here and hmm...

四月二十四。晚

为了自己好，我选择了刻意远离。
为了自己好，我选择了暂时逃避。

对不起，只是一时陷入了历史里的妄想世界中。
对不起，给我一点时间来恢复自我回到现实中。

今天累到半死，整个死鱼look在我脸上show了一整天。
不管是同事还是学生，个个都在问我做末样子酱惨是不是生病了。
自己有那么弱吗我在想，区区一个钟的PT就轻易把我搞掂？No way！
直到下半午那个不听话的鼻子开始作怪我才confirm说，母之，感冒了。

100号和tuna鱼三明治，生病必吃的早午晚餐。
再来杯加了话梅的感冒苦茶下肚，一个热水澡。
感觉，咦？好像ok了一些喔！
睡觉睡觉睡觉，明天睡醒身体健康。

Introducing, Ken Lee

KEN LEEEEEE~~~~!!!! tulibu dibu douchooo!!! KEN LEEEEE~~~!!!!!

Wahahahahhahahahaha~~ Laugh die me man!! Ok ok shhhhh, people's English not good mar, cannot laugh at people liddat one, no manners! Anyhow it was certainly entertaining and in the same time, it teaches us and everyone to be firm and brave in everything we do, and sing. Why??

Do you mean 'Without You?'?? No......
What was that language?? English......

ps/ Cant really feel my arms and legs now after my 1st PT, but it feels great within cause I'm finally doing something to 'upgrade' myself a lil. *wink* Good boy off to bed now.

Grass Story

There was a teacher and his student lying down under a big tree near a big grass area. Then, suddenly, the student asked the teacher,

Student: Teacher, I'm confused, how can we find our soul-mate? Can you please help me?

Teacher: (Silent for few second, than he answer) Well, it's a pretty hard and easy question.

Student: (Thinking hard) Huh?

Teacher: Look on that way, there are a lot of grass there, why don't you walk there but please never walk backward, just walk straight ahead. On your way, try to find a beautiful grass and pick it up then give it to me. But just one.

Student: Well, ok then, wait for me. (Walked straight ahead to the grass field)

A few minutes later

Student: I'm back.

Teacher: Well I don't see any beautiful grass on your hand.

Student: On my journey, I found few beautiful grasses, but I thought that I would find a better one, so I didn't pick it up. But I didn't realize that I'm at the end of the field, and I hadn't picked up any. Because you told me not to go back, so I didn't go back.

Teacher: That's what happened in real life.

What is the message of this story?

* Grass - is people around you
* Beautiful Grass - is people that attract you
* Grass Field - is time
* In looking for your soul mate, please don't always compare and hope that there will be a better one. By doing that, you'll waste your lifetime, cause remember "Time Never Goes Back".

Oh My Windscreen

Hopefully the crack will just stop there, else, I got no eyes to see also lah. $$$

And what a groomy Tuesday morning, until everyone in this office as well as other departments are showing their 'tired of working' face to each other.

Going to have a farewell lunch with Chan later, our Student Affair Executive. Am slowly getting immuned by the sky high turnover in this company. Who knows, the next farewell lunch/dinner would be mine??? Since there's a bloody walking CNN spreading news that I may be leaving already. Bastard!!!

阿妈我得0左啦....

我0既手上0左报纸（广告）啊~~~！！
哈哈哈，我真系过分唔知丑字点写，小惊大怪0甘。
半个手掌姐，冇话有几威，只系觉得有D得意有D新鲜。
你地就破例卑我爽一阵，一阵我就满足到不得了ger啦。


唔好意思要correction一下，张广告其实系刊登在琴日0既报纸，唔系今日。

哈啰早晨！

早晨啊大家！趁本爷今早心情不错，就慷慨让大家猜个谜。

下面这张press ad将会在今天（周一）的The Star和NST出现。
请问，它与我又有什么关系呢？？（知道的家伙就先diam！）



ps/其实我好像不应该私自把张press ad post出来的，不过不管酱多啦。

天空

我的天空
为何挂满 湿的泪
我的天空
为何总 灰的脸
漂流在世界的另一边
任寂寞侵犯
一遍一遍
天空
划着长长 的思念

你的天空
可有悬着 想的云
你的天空
可会有 冷的月
放逐在世界的另一边
任寂寞占据
一夜一夜
天空
藏着深深 的思念

我们天空
何时才能 成一片
我们天空
何时能 相连
等待在世界的另一边
任寂寞嬉笑
一年一年
天空
叠着层层 的思念

但愿天空
不再挂满 湿的泪
但愿天空
不再涂上 灰的脸

找到啦！！！

如果你有在YouTube里追《康熙》的话，
又如果你刚好有收看到上周五那级‘一人瞎买全纪录’的话，
你一定有看见其中一组来宾（两个小妹的那组）的收藏品。
什么东东？？是她们的LV搭搭乐吗？还是LV的红包袋子？
No no no！！那么奢侈的物品，我配不上啦。（有人送又不同说）

来来来，万众期待，保证让你weewaa大叫魂飞魄散的收藏品，
‘讲’声欢迎，连小S都兴奋的跳起来的
神。奇。吸。管。！！！！

脱掉脱掉脱掉，盒子脱掉~


脱掉脱掉脱掉，包装脱掉~


脱掉脱掉....啊pai seh，拔清光了。（而且相机还micro失败）
看，塑胶吸管内装满了巧克力粒粒。
当你用它吸食牛奶时，牛奶把巧克力融化掉就变成巧克力牛奶啰！！


要怎样show给你看leh？
难道要我把吸入口的牛奶吐出来给你看？恶心！！！！


要注意的是，吸管诸塞是会发生的，就好像血管诸塞一样。
别紧张，你就大力大力地吸，吸到它顺畅通‘奶’为止。


真心话说 --
其实巧克力的味道还满一般的，特别不到哪里去。
如果是拿来骗骗小孩妇女或天真的女生们，ok行！
我这位成熟稳中智慧破表风度翩翩人见人爱的小生:D，
就宁可直接去买一大盒巧克力牛奶来喝个过瘾。
干嘛？有赞有弹才会有进步嘛！！

讲埋给你知 --
在哪里买？？你附近的Giant均有代售。
哪个部门？？即溶饮品部。
多少钱咧？？10条装RM4.99（比较划），5条装RM2.99。
行销商是？？Munchy's

最后，
出品国是？？Made In China

那两个女生，什么日本带回来的神奇吸管，也不是MIC货！？
哇哈哈哈~女生的钱真好赚！！

it is so UNfair!!!!!

I know, I shouldnt be complaining at all, as those were what assigned to me and everybody, but it is still soooo unfair to me!!!
No I am not happy with it, at least for now when the geramness is still in me.
What the Friend~~!!!!

Am keep telling myself at the moment, that 'Things Happen For A Reason', ‘凡事必有其目的，并且能助于我！’

Ahhh bloody, geramnya!!!@@@

早起来吃虫吧！

应该是连续几天因出差工作而必须六点就爬起床的关系，
生理时钟自然而然的被调回到中小学时期的睡眠时间。
就譬如现在，10点都不到，倦意就很明显的出现在我脸上，
心跳也开始缓慢下来，只想要懒洋洋地躺在舒服的被窝里。

虽然早起未必有虫吃，但早起的感觉特别清新醒神。
一整天办起事来也格外能专注，要犯错也不容易说。
（本人新发现，只供有早睡习惯的人参考和引用）

很好啊，是时候开始注重健康的生活和有品质的睡眠！
画在我双眼下方的黑色地带也有消失的机会了！兴奋的列！

或许我们可以来场比赛，看看谁的睡眠最正常？？

ps/照片里的是陪伴我开车的小熊S。

and I screamed~

Ok ok I didnt scream.... I mean, for what?? even if there's a kazat on my hair also, i wont scream, I'll just panic and blackout. LoL~

Anyway, I had a great time dinnering with a bitch last night, mainly because we haven't seen each other for some time (1 or 2 weeks time?) and we got too much to giggle and laugh about (well thanks to me the lame joker). Laughing makes you destress and relax your brain muscle, I think.

We lepaked inside Pyramid after dinner, went into SASA to get her fake double-eye-lid sticker. HAH~!!! FAKE DOUBLE EYE LID!!! Pathetic isn't it? I got mine naturally born with me, no sticker, no glue, 100% original recipe. Ngek ngek~

Before going back, that bitch forced me (literally) ice-cream(noun)with her. And so we did, yucky(personal taste preference) passion fruit for her and super yummy chocolite hardscoop 97% fat free for me. Fat free yeah right.... I doubt. BUt who cares? Fat then Fat lah, as long as we are happy, I am happy, everyone's happy. Correct? yes!

NZ Natural should consider sponsoring this post.

Once a while, we human, should really reward ourselves with a delicious guiltful scoop of middle-class icecream. You may ask, "Why a scoop only??? So kiam siap!" Eh brader, with that same amount of money I paid for that little scoop of ice-cream, i can go eat McD already! And why middle class?? Cause the High-class one which starts with a H is practically too expensive for me, cause I'm just a pathetic little working antz.

The Bitch & The Butcher, at your service!

Ok to be frank I got nothing in mind to write now, just feel like to crap something before I off to bed. Damn freaking tired you know, waking up 6am for two continuous days and blablabla. Luckily no more road shows or school visits or seminar for me till next week. Phew~

Good day, good nite, good bye, whatever that is good on you.


ps/ I must clarify that I do not write my communication letters/memos as messy and as unprofessional as above. Thank you!

Back to Class

周日继续早起，不是为了加班而是被‘驯服’回到课堂，乖乖地当一位好好学生！
第一次参加激励课程，还有点小紧张，不懂待会会被要求做些什么怪怪的动作等。
没关系啦，怪就怪，因为其他人需缴80令吉，我却一仙也不用，还不底到烂烂啊？
原因就是，那位全马仅有的3为成功学讲师的其中一位，就是我公司新来那位阿头。

缘分这东东还真妙，让我预见了这位吃脑的上司/无价的贵人。
连公司副长老和Jinjang的辅导老师都叫我要好好地‘跟’着大卫头。
心里有点兴奋得暗爽说‘呢次遇到个好老细我真系发达啦！’
看来我原本以为的渺茫前途又重现一片光明了。*确定照灯没有烧掉*

换衣seto头去~

一个人的晚餐

也可以吃得很有滋味和乐趣











么？

突然间好想念我曾经爱过的你
你的声音 你的脸蛋 你的眼神 你的体温 你的....一切

真的，好想好想。

没有标题

你们是否会不时感到突然间失去了方向还是什么的，导致整个人就愣在那里呆呆无神，头脑一片空白，有点不知所措。

偶尔真的不懂自己在干嘛，每天重复着同样的动作等待发生着同样的事情。起床上班忙碌下班堵车晚餐睡觉起床上班忙碌下班堵车晚餐睡觉起床上班忙碌下班堵车晚餐睡觉。

闲了，开始闲了。不至于说我对这份工作，或是自己的生活觉得厌倦，而是对这套每一级都播放着同样内容的连续剧感到乏味了。意思有类似吗？

又出现‘逃班’的念头，想以一通电话和一个没有理由的理由硬来一天假期，来平衡会心里的不平衡。

昨晚因一些私人的突发状况而落下的豪雨，以为就此能‘顺便’抒发掉闷了好久好久的气。无法，还是无法，太多的状况一再而三得发生，无法松懈下来吸口有氧的新鲜空气。

可悲，就连写部落的方向也消失了。有缘再见吧，我想。

怪咖初体验

有一个 怪懒的陌生人
他的名字 叫做怪咖
他用着 017的号码
突然sms来 要做个朋友

怪卡啊 你可知道你多吓人
还要约我 出来见个面

我不懂你是哪条kuku
不然我就 把你剪断去
- the end -

我跟你讲，话说刚才有个陌生人突然间sms我的公司手机。
Ok NEBERmind，可能是学生还是家长要问东问西leh，习惯liao的。
结果不是woh，问的不是学生该问的问题，而是问我要不要去蒲。
我就很好奇一下loh，所以我lee-ply问他是哪一条kuku/bxtbxt。
又结果，他的lee-ply有点吓到我一下下酱子的loh。
因为hor，我问他哪里拿来我的号码，他说在教育展我发出的名片上。
我愣liao一下leh我跟你讲，zomok会有酱奇怪的人的？？
然后我不是问他，他是不是找错人loh，因为他是个有kuku的吗！
有kuku的突然要跟另一个有kuku的totally陌生的人做朋友woh，
你不界得很奇怪的meh？？所以我在想到底要怎样settle这个怪咖。
怕他会错意，我就跟他confirm一下我也是有kuku的人loh.
他讲没关系wah，他有gf的，然后朋友都在外国，所以要交友。
交友归交友mah，你酱子突然间弄到人家很怕的leh。
所以我就没有再lee-ply他loh，因为真是si beh无聊leh。
结果hor，他竟然又sms过来woh，问我几岁跟要不要见面。
更过分的是，他还跟我拿friendster，讲要add我woh。
chi sin的meh，失惊无神跟我拿friendster，你发春梦lah！

其实sms的内容还有很多一下，但是没有必要长篇大论loh。
因为很夜liao，我还有很多东西要做酱子loh。
天灵灵地灵灵，怪咖先生不要再咖叫我liao，我很忙的！
我要折我的衣服，烫我的做工衣，还有剪我的指甲。
Aiyoyo不要再废话连篇loh，大家晚安lah！

ps/ 哗，写到我很累一下的leh这篇。

小抱怨是为了走更lee-lex的路

清晨时分脑昏昏
黑圈眼睛没有神
周末又要早起身
为了金儿不哼声

明早730am便要带一班leng4到某中学去做promo。
拜六耶老天，连续两个七早八早被迫起床的礼拜六。
Ok我认命！这就是工作，也是人生，更是$$$$$$！
谁叫自己这几天买得吃得那么大胆放肆？该~~~死！

又。乐在其中

那天工作完后趁机与姐妹学院PJCAD的傻女孩们玩拍照。

工作不忘娱乐，所以我经常往公司各部门走透透咖叫其他同事。

要不然就搞些有的没的，特别是生日惊喜！！哈~ 乐在其中。


二十叉岁生日快乐啰，我们的Zoee靓嫂！！（讨厌，没感动到落泪！）

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